Steam achievements:
ACHIEVEMENT – HOW TO UNLOCK
AAAAAAAAAGH! Arrrrgh AAAAAAAAAGH (etc.) – Master the Berserk Skill Tree. AAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAGH!
Accidents Happen – Enrage the Shopkeeper.
An Eagle In Every Liver – Master the Promethean Magic Skill Tree
Be All You Can Be – Get killed at the hands of a Diggle Commando.
Bloody Mess – Kill a Monster Zoo. All of it.
Boil Water Advisory – Die by drinking acid from a fountain.
Brew Fame, Bottle Glory, Stopper Death – Master the Alchemy Skill Tree.
Canadian Pride – Equip the Maple Shield AND the Toque of Kanada.
Crime Doesn’t Pay – Get killed by Brax.
Dead Dread – Kill Lord Dredmor on Dwarvish Moderation Mode.
Diggle Nog! – Make some Diggle Nog. Who doesn’t love a nice cold glass of Diggle Nog?
Double Rainbow – Damage an enemy with a base damage type and every special damage type simultaneously.
Dread and Buried – Kill Lord Dredmor, on Dwarven Moderation Mode, with Permadeath.
Dread Less – Kill Lord Dredmor on Elvishly Easy Mode.
Dread More – Kill Lord Dredmor on Going Rogue Mode.
Dread or Alive – Kill Lord Dredmor, on Elvishly Easy Mode, with Permadeath.
Everybody Loves a Pork Sword – Craft the Omnipotent Pork Sword.
Fields Medalist – Master the Mathemagic Skill Tree.
Fruit – Create some Fruit.
Gesundheit – Get killed at the hands of a Sickly Diggle.
Gettin’ Ley’d – Master the Ley Lines Skill Tree.
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner? – Find a Monster Zoo.
Hail Odin! – Master the Viking Wizardry Skill Tree.
He Chose… Poorly – Trigger 50 traps.
He Who Smelt It – Make an Ingot.
Here’s Johnny – Master the Axe Skill Tree.
Heroic Failure – Die during the tutorial.
High Cholesterol – Eat One Hundred Diggle Eggs.
HMS Deagle – Kill a hundred Diggles.
Honey Badger Don’t Care – Survive an accidental, or deliberate, Thaumiting.
Honorary Bolt Council Member – Master the Bow Skill Tree.
I Am Not Left Handed – Master the Dual Wielding Skill Tree.
I Can’t Believe That Worked – Defeat Lord Dredmor with a Random Skills build.
I Didn’t Ask For This – Equip two Clockwork Power Limbs, Two Clockwork Chain Axes, and a Clockwork Bolt Thrower.
I Smoulder With Generic Rage – Get killed at the hands of an Enraged Diggle.
I Tink, Therefore I Am – Master the Tinkering Skill Tree.
It Has A Knob On The End – Master the Staff Skill Tree.
It Tastes Like Pennies – Master the Blood Magic Skill Tree.
It’s Alive! – Master the Golemancy Skill Tree.
It’s Alive… And Gross! – Master the Fleshsmithing Skill Tree.
It’s Dangerous to Go Alone! Make This – Make a Weapon.
It’s MY Dungeon – Get killed at the hands of Lord Dredmor
Kleptomania – Lose a stack of 100 or more items to a Kleptoblobby, or other Thieving monster.
Krong is a Fickle God – Get cursed by Krong 100 times.
Left For Dread – Kill Lord Dredmor. On Going Rogue. With Permadeath.
Love Slave of Yoggoth – Master the Fungus Mastery Skill Tree.
Lutefisk Paradox – Cause a paradox.
Master Ninja – Master the Thrown Weaponry Skill Tree.
Master Using It And You Can Have This Achievement – Master the Sword Skill Tree.
Mastery of Mastery of Arms Mastering – Master the Mastery of Arms Skill Tree.
Meet Your True Master – Get killed at the hands of an Arch Diggle.
Mister Smith – Master the Smithing Skill Tree.
Monsters With Omelettes – Eat 100 Deep Omelettes.
Morale Improvement Expert – Master the Mace Skill Tree.
My Humps – Get killed at the “hands” of a Thrusty.
Necronomiconeconomist – Master the Necronomiconomics Skill Tree
Normandy – Die on Floor 1; play a new character with the same skills… and die on Floor 1.
Not the Bees! – Die at the hands of Thaumites.
Nothing to See Here, Move Along – Stay invisible for 50 turns.
Orinthologist – Kill ten Diggles.
Perilous Podiatry – Die by kicking a door down.
Personal Protection – Make a piece of Armour.
Realms of the Id – Equip the Rusty Helm AND the Green Armour.
Respect Mah Authoritah – Get killed by a Dread Collector.
Sallah, I Said No Camels – Master the Archaeology Skill Tree.
Sir Mix-A-Lot – Make 1000 potions.
Slippery Like A Fox – Master the Dodge Skill Tree.
Starstruck – Master the Astrology Skill Tree.
Stay Out Of My Head – Master the Psionics Skill Tree.
Steal This Achievement – Master the Burglary Skill Tree.
Stick A Knife In It, It’s Done – Master the Assassination Skill Tree.
Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses – This achievement is our way of saying “thank you for participating in our voluntary quality assurance program.”
Taste the Rainbow – Damage an enemy with seven (or more) damage types simultaneously.
Team Edward – Master the Vampirism Skill Tree.
That Which Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen – Master the Perception Skill Tree.
The Critic – Perform 500 acts of Heroic Vandalism.
The Humanoid Typhoon – Master the Deadshot Skill Tree.
The Lake Wobegon Achievement – Eat some Lutefisk.
The Penitent Man Shall Pass – Disarm 50 traps.
There’s Really Nothing Funny About The Phrase “Wand Lube” – Master the Wand Lore Skill Tree.
This Root Shall Suffer – Imbibe the Root of T’Char.
Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit – Master the Magic Training Skill Tree.
Turtle Power! – Master the Shield Skill Tree.
Two Krongs Don’t Make A Right – Have Krong curse your equipment twice, consecutively.
Way of the Dodo – Kill a thousand Diggles.
Way of the Foot – Master the Unarmed Skill Tree.
Welcome to Dredmor – Get killed at the hands (flippers?) of a Diggle.
You Used All The Glue on Purpose – Repair 500 wands with the n-Dimensional Lathe.
Your Kung Fu is Weak – Die to an enemy counter-attack.
“Realm of the Diggle Gods” achievements
98 Pound Weakling – Die at the hands of a Muscle Diggle.
Dead Man’s Chest – Master the Piracy Skill Tree.
Dr. Livingstone, I Presume – Master the Big Game Hunter Skill tree.
Loyal Soldier of the Empire – Equip the Imperial Boilerplate Armour and the Imperial Boilerplate Helmet.
Playing For Both Teams – Play both the male and the female hero.
Sewer Brew – Meet somebody from Gaslamp Games and consume Alcholic Beverages in their presence.
Soylent Green Is… Soy, Actually – Master the Vegan Skill tree.
Team… Jacob? – Master the Werediggle Skill tree.
The Devil’s Achievement – Master the Demonology Skill tree.
The Sea is a Cruel Mistress – Drown.
You Know What Time It Is – Equip the Parachute Pants and the Warhammer.
You Used All The Glue on Purpose – Repair 500 wands with the n-Dimensional Lathe.
You’re Totally Emo – Master the Emomancy Skill tree.