Aristo staff hint:
Wait until the black robed goblin appears, then get close to him and kill him with SRSR. The damage that he receives is minimal and it will take awhile. Once you kill him, the ice effect will make black robed goblin talk slower. When he says “Whys”, immediately grab his staff.
Steam achievements:
ACHIEVEMENT – HOW TO UNLOCK
“Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch” – Die from falling damage.
101st Airborne – Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
88mph – Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
An eye for an eye – Defeat behold, the watcher
Bad Taste – Overkill 1000 enemies.
Banisher of horrors – Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.
Basic Element – Use all basic elements at least once.
Better you than me – Be invisible while one other player dies.
Blue… No Yelloooow! – Have a hard time settling on a color.
Breezed through – Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
Cooking by the book – Cast a Magick successfully.
Deep Impact – Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
Don’t fear the reaper – Defeat death.
Dragon “Slayer” – Defeat fafnir.
Driven mad – Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.
Fhtagn once more! – Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
Finders keepers – Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
First Blood – Kill one enemy using the M60.
From whence you came… – Get sucked into the portal to R’lyeh
Good Company – Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
Handling the frustration – Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.
Houdini – Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
I call it a Hawking Hole – Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
I put on my robe and wizard hat – Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy – Defeat assatur.
I’m the wizard king, I can do anything! – Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
Ice Age – It’s what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
Imma Firin’ Mah Lazer!!!! – Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
It’s over nine thousand!!!! – Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
It’s raining (beast)men – Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
Khaaaaaaaan! – Defeat khan
Killing your friends, you’re doing it wrong – Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
King’s Quest – Find all the moose.
Lead farmer – Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
Let off some steam – Create a spell containing Steam.
Mission improbable – Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
More like the Aristocats – Defeat the Aristocrats.
Mu-mu-mu-multikill! – Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
Never cross the beams – Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
No more trolling – Defeat ygg.
No Power = No Responsibility – Defeat Parker.
Nothing but a man, who can never fail – Win 20 versus matches in a row
OMG! They killed Yellow! – Die with yellow robes.
One in a million? – Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Play it again, Vlad – Defeat vlad.
RPG much? – Complete all side quests in the game.
Saved by the king – Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
Seven day cruise – Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
Sherlock Holmes – Find all secret areas in the game.
Solid Snake – Defeat jormungandr.
State Alchemist – Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
Stuff of legends – Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
Swedish Summer Achievement – Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
The Enchanter – Imbue your weapon with a spell.
The perfect storm – All players survived a thunderstorm.
There can be only one – Kill macleod.
There is no goat level – Defeat jotunn.
This is Magicka! – Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
Too fancy for fireballs? – Complete one level using only magicks.
Vanilla Ice – Create a spell containing only Ice.
We are the champions – Survive all waves of a challenge.
Wingardium Leviosa – Push someone off a cliff.